ISO trade

I was hoping that someone will be interested in trade a miniature horse gelding for a monkey. The miniature horse is 4/5 years old. He has a blue and a brown eye. He leads well. I’ll be interested in trading him for a capuchin monkey, squirrel monkey, marmoset monkey, lemur, slow loris, etc. I’m in Texas. If you are in Texas I can bring him to you and we trade where you are or if you are in any other state you will have to bring me exotic animal and bring the mini horse home with you your self.